"How to be a Stupid Fish"

 

First be very very little

then swim around where all the big fish hang out

then chase after every worm you see dangling in the water

and bite it hard so that the big hook goes through

your eyeball

then wiggle and squirm as hard as you can

so that your eyeball gets squished around

and the hook gets twisted up in your head

so that the only way for it to come out

is through your tiny tiny brain

and when you get thrown back in the water

you're blind and brain damaged or

very extremely dead and a seagull eats you